*Joke of the century*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend?'

Great thought in *Modified* version.

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*

At home  you *watch* TV,

but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*

But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*

but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*

TV has a *remote*

but MOBILE *doesn't.*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝

Last but not least!

Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*

*Take Care*

Stick to TV only.

Issued in Public interest!

😃😂😄